no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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