Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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