Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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