dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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