saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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