i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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