Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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