Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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