i already hear my dad disowning me
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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