I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
third nipple confirmed
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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