remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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