I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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