Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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