it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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