he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
don't judge my taste in strippers
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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