Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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