garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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