the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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