I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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