Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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