I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I want her autograph on my taint
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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