Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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