I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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