Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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