Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What drink are we having for lunch?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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