just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i barfeds in our rink
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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