Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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