Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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