yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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