Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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