of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i out mim tonsoeep
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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