She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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