Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
