Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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