So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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