the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
ttyl tear gas
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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