Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm sobbing to NWA
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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