The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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