people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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