My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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