I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Randomize
