I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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