just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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