I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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