Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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