You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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