You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
