i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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