Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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