Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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