Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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