He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
