i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Randomize
