some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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