Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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