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  Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.

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• (646): View more from New York

  She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.

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• (646): View more from New York

  This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie

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  It's not

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry

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  Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.

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  Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome

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