Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

you can....by speaking....

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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(386): View more from Florida

Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors

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Fuck he won the bet

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(503): View more from Oregon

I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.

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