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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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  We did he did.

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  When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date

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• (510): View more from California

  You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.

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