I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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