the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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