my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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